Hm... I feel hated... why is this so? is it the moon? the sun? the beeping sound of Rei-'s machine?... me?

Wait, am I HATED and don't know about this?! why hasn't ANYONE told me?! is that one of those things of the things I should know but don't and then I don't and it al goes blagh!?

... ow... I feel so extremely happy... of being hated... *kisses*

Sanzo-shamalama wanna come over and play? Rei's asleep and I just heard about your sad divorce... just think it's not worth it, worth it, worth it...


*dances*

[occ: I've been half an hour trying to de-mess up what I did but I can't... so can you just enter the FILTERED/UNHACKABLE/ log and pretend the comments aren't hidden? yes? thankyou... I hate computers XD... Oh and I'm also sorry If I've been out of this, Tons of stuff to do but I'll try to post often and change my accounts address... Oh great so we only get ONE vote... Okay, just vote and leave a comment with the second vote and I'll try to figure this out by tomorrow since I'm too tired to care anymore and I don't want any conflicts here since I'm not sober enought to deal with it...]
Helloooooooooooooooo my LOVLIEST chummies! I am BACK!!!!! 

Yes, yes, I KNOWWWWW you're exited, I can hear CandyKanda crying of joy from here! yes I know, thankyou EVERYONE! I know you all missed me terribly and I apologize for my long disappearance but I was busy being sick... unpredicted but true! howevere I've been re-discovering the magic of evil-plotting and practized my knowledge in coma-inducing drugs and poisons, which Tori-tori-sama didn't want to show me and which I had to beat out of some doc's in the city...

(THATreminds me: Rei is going to be slightly... ABSENT. I needed someone to try my techniques on and she gladly accepted SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... but do not worry chums, I'll make sureto reverse the coma and re-sew whatever I cut off her so she'll be as good as new... does someone wants to play General Hospital with us too?)

ANYWAYS!!!!! now that the ghosts are gone I'm back to my official diet and Rei was nice enought to bring some heaters from the city so the housey is warmy... I'm taking care of her garden since she was nice enough to make sock-pudding for me and I'll make sure to deliver the heaters of Kuro-shamalama and PeppermintCandyKanda (which I'm bothering to the extreme of insanity now... yes, yes you heard me right! I'm testing resistance here... Kuro-Koru was strong enough to resist the temptation of coming here and hitting me, so he gets an A , however I believe CandyKanda won't stand the pressure and will get an F , and then I'll be able to take away his smexy toyboy(s) away and he'll cry....) so boys If I was you, I'd stay away from the windows of my house, hate to deform your lovelty faces with a heater...  


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND talking about smexyness, Guess what? MR HOTSYPANTSY is very near!!!!!! OHOHOHO yes!!!!! and my surprise is so exiting! now this is for the judges only!!!!!!

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Rei-chan... sweet Rei of the clelested hairs and the shy smile is now with me... as it must be, with me forever...

HAHAHA... NOW I CAN PLAY "GENERAL HOSPITAL" WITH HER... I WANT TO APPLY MY KNOWLEDE OF AMPUTATION AND COMA-INDUCING WITH HER HARHARHAR!!!!!!! 

Rei-chan is back!!!!!  I'm happy... hippy-hoppy-happy! I LUUUUUUURVE my Rei! and you know what else makes me happy? MEGA happy? the ghosts!!!!!! I just had the most suculent and TASTY ghost in the whole world! It came out of my soup saying BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! and I ate it. OH MY GAWALALA I'd never had such a tasty ghost ever! It's been ages since I ate one and now they keep coming to my stomach, yays!!!! so if anyone has a problem with ghosts, I can eat them away. Taro once said they taste delicious with Ramen and I want to try that...

Oh and by the way, The CandyKanda fanclub is working now!!!!! harharhar!!! yes!!! we've got two members (since Sanzo got pissy at us having a fanclub of his wife and refused to play along) but it's okay! we're still accepting members you know? but, just right now, BUN-chan and Candylover are enough... Um Deedee-chan you live with CandyKanda right? can I give you a camera so you can tape his everymove ALL the time so to have a reality-show, "My life with Kanda"? that would be great...

My head hurts, ekkkk.... I'm still SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick it's not funny. But at least it's warm with the blankies and the soup... It's nice to have chicken soup on your feet you know? WARM soup......

Next post It'll be to decide FINALLY who'se getting kicked-out for the MR HOTPANTS competition. I'm sorry but it'll be a judge desicion now...


But worry not, my fellow ooglers of males. CandyKanda of the sweetness love is already in... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Chums, I know we've ALL got a fixation with CandyKanda but can you PLEASE vote for someone else? He's in the finalists okay? and since you love him SO VERY MUCH I, Haruko of the Haruhara clan, princess of the stars and everything NICE have decided to make a FANCLUB for this lovely shmuck, whom we love deeply because he is so smexy and FUNNY when angry... It shall be called

THE CANDYKANDA CLUB!!! members welcome and, to keep out safety, please filter your entrance to the club... we don't want anyone hurt by our lovely loved!!! You can also choose a secret agent name!!! I'm HARUKOHEARTSKANDA which is SOOOOO secret, but don't tell him okay?! I'm waiting for members, but you can also apply your info with CandyKanda's husband (which is the president) whose secret nickname is KISSESFROMSANZO okay? memberships are open! and we'll have raffles and games and maybe stalk CandyKanda is Sa-chan lets us!!!

but vote for someone else already... listen I need Kuro-chanchan to be in the game and I can't vote so please vote for him and Hatori-chan okay chums?

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I'm lonely... REI-CHAN MY LOVE CONA BACK TO ME!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I SHALL SING YOU A SONG!!!


No milk today, my Rei has gone away
The bottle stands forlorn, whatever may THAt mean
No milk today, there is no calcium left
But Kanda has a fit, don't know the reason why

How could he know just what Rei means to me?
The end of my sleep, the end of all my dreams
How could he know everything we've been through?
He's having fun, whilst I'm in here weeping...

REI COME BACK I MISS TRAUMATIZING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 A... A... A...

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CHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*sniffles* I'm sick!!! agh!!! why? what did I do to get sick?! was it the late-night swimming under ice? the snow-bikini I wore all day yesterday? the soysauce icecream? the laying-in-the-bath-for-three-hours-in-freezing-cold-water-to-see-my-skin-go-blue? WHAT was it???

ACHAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOthis is a subliminal message in my sneezing. Someone bring me soup!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sniffles* anyways, that's not the point of this post... I have decided we've got to get rid of some of the contestants of MR HOTPANTS because we have too many... so I'm running the semifinals right now. Here's a little list of all our lusty contesnatts, both judges and non-participants can vote for their favourites. YOU CAN VOTE AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, no limits (since the last time I placed limits everybody ignored them) the contestants thet don't get many votes will have to drop the competition knowing they're UGLY as a butt and no-one likes them... 

IF WE FIND OURSELVES IN THE SITUATION THAT NO-ONE VOTES BECAUSE WHATEVER REASON, I'LL PERSONALLY CHOOSE THE CONTESTANTS AND DRAG THEM OUT TO THE GAME IN THEIR UNDERPANTS BY THE EARS... I hope that is made clear...

Okay then, have fun!!!!! vote! remember: you we're put here by force. Take revenge and vote that person into ridiculousness....

Poll #1076988 MR HOTPANTS: 1st eliminary round
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 130

Vote for whom you want to see making a fool of themselves... er... being handsome...

View Answers

Allen Walker
2 (1.5%)
Farfarello
7 (5.4%)
Genjyo Sanzo
1 (0.8%)
Hatori Sohma
9 (6.9%)
Kanda Yuu
36 (27.7%)
Kurogane
32 (24.6%)
Light Yagami
2 (1.5%)
Mello
3 (2.3%)
Near
0 (0.0%)
Tyki Mikk
1 (0.8%)
Vash
0 (0.0%)

I still dont know where I am but it doent seem so scary now... Mama and Papa always said that Haruko shud learn her infonmation and tell it to a big people so they could help Haruko... so Im telling it...

I am Haruko Habuhara and im 6 years and 3/4 old. Im a war refuge (mama said Haruko shud never forget to say this) which means Im hiding from war becus its bad and it already took my house a looong time ago... Haruko does not remebr but Papa and Mama always cry when they think of that, so Haruko never mentions it or askes becus she doestn like to see Mama and Papa sad... Haruko is an only child whic means she has no broters or sisters. Haruko wants a baby broter or sister to play with but Mama and Papa say they cant have one and thad Haruko will have one latter.

Mamas name is MAMA and Papas name is PAPA. They are big people and I lobe them very much. Papa has black hair that looks blue and green eyes, like the grass. Hes always smilin and that makes Haruko happy. Mama has pink hair like Haruko but sohrt and green eyes too. Mama and Papa have the same eyes becus they are boys. Haruko once asked Mama why did Haruko have yellow eyes and Mama said that it was becus Haruko was a girl and she was born of a star... Haruko doesnt understand that but she wants to be a boy wen she is a big person to have green eyes like Mama and Papa. Haruko is wit Deshaws now becus he is a big people and will help Haruko find Mama and Papa. Deshaws is good and has purple in her face but no green eyes so she is a girl like Haruko... Haruko will stay with Deshaws and make sandbites with her and try find Mama and Papa on compater. Haruko is good at compater becus she knows and she is big. If people have seen Mama and Papa Haruko wants to know becus she wants to be with them but she is not scared anymore... thankyu

((hope its readable, a 6 year old kid isn't that fabulous with letters anyways...))

Mama? Papa? where's everyone? 

...I'm thirsty... and hungry... and scared... Mama, Papa, I'm scared! this place is ugly and it smells funny! and the water's not red like it should be! is it a nightmare? am I having a bad dream?

... or did my house dissappear again? Mama, Papa, are you dead now? or am I dead? or are you somewhere else? did I fall in the wrong star? can somebody help me find my Papa and Mama?

*hugs herself scared...*